You don't know me, but youve absolutely violated me on this game on multiple occasions and I've got a couple things to tell you -
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I hope both sides of your pillow are warm every night.
I hope none of your clothes dry properly. I hope the next time you scratch an itch it's underwhelming and not satisfying. I hope the next time you are about to eat your favourite meal you bite your tounge and can't enjoy your meal.
I hope the next time you take a shit, you don't wipe properly and you talk to the love of your life later in the day and she notices you smell a little like shit and you notice at the same time and she/ he tries to play it off but the more time that passes the stronger the smell gets and then randomly some friends see you and approach you both and encourage you guys to hang out and you try and leave but they don't allow it and then you end up getting dragged into an uber with them and you try and wind down the window in hopes that maybe it won't smell but the window won't go down and slowly 1 by 1 all your friends smell it and the drive takes way longer then expected and your stuck in traffic and it's hot and the smell is getting worse so the uber driver turns on the aircon but all it does is shuffle the smell around the vehicle, so you pull out your phone to play some OPBR and your phone fucking dies